Dear Neighbor Kim Jong Il |
(September 4) If floods, earthquakes, spoiled pizza (aka
"brain dead Prime Minister" Obuchi), and poisoned food and
drink all over Japan weren't enough, our own Dear Neighbor
Kim Jong Il of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea
decided Tuesday to make an extra-special contribution to
our summer excitement in the form of a brand-new two-stage
ballistic missile (see other DPRK missiles below).
We're currently eyeing Old Man Yamamoto's daikon patch for the digging of a bomb shelter, since Clinton's too busy bombing innocent medicine factories in Sudan, and the Japanese government - well, what can one say? |
Perhaps Japan's military establishment is distracted by
having its top procurement official arrested for kickbacks
and other malfeasance yesterday, but its response so far
to ballistic missiles overflying the population and coming
down off both coasts has been, characteristically, to go
around in circles chasing itself (see photo below).
Rub-a-dub-dub... |
Pyongyang Presents |
Scads of Scuds |
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